My little girl couldn’t wait to
get it open. She cuddled the magazine all through the supermarket and in the
car. As soon as we got home she ripped the phone off the
magazine and hurled the magazine aside. She tore the plastic wrapping off the
phone and held her new possession in her hand.
She breathlessly touched the
screen excitedly.
Nothing.
Then she touched the buttons.
Nothing.
Then she touched everything all
again.
Five times over.
She slid her finger over the
screen once more, making sure none of her other fingers were touching the
screen and thereby preventing the phone from reading her prodding.
She looked at me with mild
annoyance. “Batty flat.”
“No honey” I explained. “There is
no battery. It’s a pretend phone.”
She looked confused. “Plug in”
she suggested.
I tried to break it to her
gently. “It doesn’t plug in honey. It’s just pretend.”
I have never seen such a look of disgust
in all my life.
She looked at the phone and then
looked at me. I could read her thoughts:
“What a useless piece of crap.
You can’t do anything with it. I can’t watch Peppa Pig on it. I can’t phone
people. I can’t take photos of my own feet.
What’s the point of it? I’ve
already got an HTC Wildfire which does more than this piece of rubbish, even
without a plan. I thought I was getting an upgrade. Instead I got this useless
piece of shite.
You suck Ben and Holly. You can
take your dumbass phone and shove it up your magic kingdom.”
And so at two and a half my
daughter has learnt one of life’s tough lessons: sometimes the anticipation of
getting something is more exciting than the having.
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